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In the midst of an incredulous crowd, revolutionary birds are claiming a radical weather change: the end of humidity. Umbrella manufacturers are entering a crisis.
In a tense atmosphere, the leading hen of the group “Gallus Gallus Dry,” Madame Cocotte, spoke this morning in the main square of Kinshasa, before a tide of hens and a few stray roosters. She declared, with a dramatic intensity in her voice, that the hens have decided to put an end to atmospheric humidity. A proclamation that left more than one Congolese stunned.
“We, hens of Congo, after many years of struggling against the sweat of our feathers, have decided to establish a dry climate, like a butterless biscuit,” said Madame Cocotte before a mesmerized audience. Reports indicate scenes of chaos within the Congolese umbrella market, which, in light of such a declaration, have seen their sales plummet. Experts are still trying to determine the potential economic impact of this announcement.
However, even more astonishing, sources close to the situation report that Madame Cocotte was seen discussing with a camel, known for its resistance to arid climates, just days before her declaration of war against humidity. “This is a revolution,” said Kuku, a neighborhood rooster, “we will finally be able to stop lounging under umbrellas. They steal our sunshine.”
Despite the initial skepticism of the crowd, the hens seem determined to wage this battle against humidity. Umbrella defenders now fear the establishment of a weather system controlled by poultry, which could have significant repercussions for the entire Congolese economy. In the meantime, the debate rages on around water points, and umbrellas remain closed, awaiting an official communiqué from the hens.
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