Our streets gained altitude and our toast found its confidence: the ordinary stood up on the table, arms crossed. This article, fully aware of its…
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To obtain it, you must prove you have never had it, stamped by the department that issues it only to those who present it. A…
It settled on the street corner like a concrete breath, leaving passersby suspended between two halves of a sentence. Yes, this article is overdoing it…
Doorbuster deals on glittered urns and a “Serenity Pack”: big-box retail flirts with eternity. Under wan neon lights, death slips into the shopping cart like…
Promised in five minutes, Form 0 bis now requires a certificate proving that you don’t need a certificate. Between doors locked from the inside and…
Funerals in 90 minutes, boxed, captioned, shared. Cashback on mourners and “porcelain skin” filters for photogenic wakes: death goes express. The new funeral brand “Click…
A funeral chain launches midnight sales, paper cups and black balloons included. The living line up to “plan ahead,” while the discounts fly faster than…