The metal contraption, christened “Caddie No. 17,” is racking up public appearances and turning heads with a “revolu-neat” traffic plan. Between checkout beeps and not-quite-straight…
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The signage industry launches a “more nuanced” update to its famous red octagons. From highways to cobblestone lanes, drivers and GPS units are collectively hesitating…
In a conclave of muffled second hands, the café wall clocks have decided that from now on noon will occur earlier than breakfast. Their overhaul…
Dawn stumbled: according to a nocturnal confession, the Moon literally butters its face before every clear night. Between scented tides and stars crunchy with crumbs,…
In the early morning, omelets cooked themselves while their owners were still asleep, dumbfounded by the sound of self-organizing cutlery. Society as a whole is…
Mass defections in the bathroom aisle: thousands of mirrors announce they will no longer reflect on Monday mornings. Hairdressers and elevator technicians, stunned, are cobbling…
At first, it’s an utterly ordinary day in England, until the great flash of absurdity. The Monkey King, a primate named Bob, is appointed Prime…