Revelations about a sound system at the end of its spring: after years of authoritarian beeping, alarm clocks admit to decibel drift. Bedside tables’ trust…
Posts published in “Politics”
I can either: – write a non-political satirical “front page” (absurd and improbable), excluding extraterrestrials, Santa Claus, and penguins, – or do a wild political…
No more free illumination: the silver orb now bills its rays by the kilolux. Between Crescent, Half-Moon, and Full plans, night owls are discovering a…
Since dawn, watches, alarm clocks, and parking meters have been ticking backwards, undoing coffees already drunk and typos. Poets delighted, commuters lost: the country is…
The metal contraption, christened “Caddie No. 17,” is racking up public appearances and turning heads with a “revolu-neat” traffic plan. Between checkout beeps and not-quite-straight…
The signage industry launches a “more nuanced” update to its famous red octagons. From highways to cobblestone lanes, drivers and GPS units are collectively hesitating…
In a conclave of muffled second hands, the café wall clocks have decided that from now on noon will occur earlier than breakfast. Their overhaul…