In the early morning, omelets cooked themselves while their owners were still asleep, dumbfounded by the sound of self-organizing cutlery. Society as a whole is…
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Mass defections in the bathroom aisle: thousands of mirrors announce they will no longer reflect on Monday mornings. Hairdressers and elevator technicians, stunned, are cobbling…
At first, it’s an utterly ordinary day in England, until the great flash of absurdity. The Monkey King, a primate named Bob, is appointed Prime…
Introduction: In reaction to ongoing political unrest, the Hippopotamus from Paris Zoo has been elected to UNESCO in an unprecedented election. This significant event suggests…
Heavenly continent in turmoil! Zeus and Poseidon, the mythical antagonist brothers, are caught up in a cohabitation battle that is shaking Mount Olympus. In a…
The Beginning: In a daring twist, the famous Hyde Park Cactus is elected to lead the British government. A great first that promises to be…
At first, it was thought to be just an internet buzz. Yet, it seems the incredible has become reality! In an unexpected twist that shocked…