Since Tuesday, the chime has been five seconds ahead of the opening of the annual plum tart competition. Organizers fear the first slices will go…
Réveille-Matin
At dawn, the clocks melted into the puddles, while a staircase sprouted beneath the sea. The fish, very punctual, announced the opening of an extra…
City Hall claims to have processed Ms. Lenoir’s file, even though she is still waiting for the form needed to submit it. To regularize the…
In Saint-Firmin-des-Prés, three residents are squabbling over the only pull-cord that rings the old washhouse’s bell. At stake: honoring a nine-month-old tradition and the peace…
This morning, a badger in a bathrobe took the helm of the residence after winning the Towel Council election. His first measure: to institute a…
The attention industries are launching the first consumer mental firewall. Already, pop-ups float between memories and dreams, blocking any unsponsored content. Rolled out last night,…
Panic on the high-speed line: an unknown gastropod devoured the Paris–Angers corridor in record time. Witnesses speak of a trail of phosphorescent slime and a…