How would you like to proceed? – Option A: a delirious satirical “front page” on another theme (food, weather, tech…), with no politics at all.…
Réveille-Matin
Overnight, patches were rolled out to bodies, streets, and memories. This morning, several residents report malfunctions of both identity and coffee makers. Manufacturers assure that…
According to investigators in crumbology, our moods are set by the degree of toast browning. Our newsroom followed the buttered trail: zigzags of grill marks…
A crunchy investigation reveals a flaky network that kneads the sky at dawn. Isobars are said to be knife scores on a giant dough, brushed…
Alarms on loop, lukewarm coffees, and stuttering calendars: the city skipped the heart of its morning. Don’t look for logic: it took a number and…
Astonishment in Saint-Fromage-sur-Sève: a camembert started talking and now dictates its storage conditions. Our reporter gathered its hushed confidences between two shelves… and two nostrils…
At dawn, the city discovered that the minutes had run like amber jam along the ledges of balconies. The sea, wearing a waxed mustache, promised…