The Bureaucrats’ Labyrinth: An Eagle Not Approved by the Administration!

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“Despite its spectacular flight, an eagle released during a wildlife protection event finds itself caught in the nets of administrative red tape. According to the authorities, its freedom would be contrary to bureaucratic standards.”

In a Kafkaesque twist that is nothing short of unexpected, the majestic eagle that proudly took to the skies during the closing ceremony of Wildlife Protection Week now finds itself at the heart of an unprecedented administrative tangle. Despite its recent liberation into the blue sky, the bird is now faced with an invisible yet very real cage: bureaucratic standards.

Indeed, according to the Animal Approval Service of the Administration, the eagle allegedly did not properly fill out Form A34-B, which is necessary for flying freely in national airspace. “This is a true aberration,” marvels Jean-Philippe Duroc, the director of the nature park from which the eagle was released. “We had never heard of this form before, and even less that eagles needed it to fly.”

In a more absurd turn of events, the eagle’s reintroduction into its natural habitat is blocked by the Species Reintroduction Committee, which claims that the species of the eagle is not endangered and therefore does not need to be reintroduced. “It’s a true bureaucratic maze with surreal ramifications,” declares Sarah Leforestier, an animal protection activist. “Nature itself seems to be constrained by the absurd rules of paperwork.”

The thunderous quote from Roland Duchamp, the deputy director of the National Wildlife Office, perfectly sums up this affair: “It seems we have an eagle that cannot fly freely because it did not check the right box on a form. This is the kind of problem our majestic eagle faces due to the surreal and Kafkaesque tangle of our administrative system.”