Content:
Agitation reigns among the goat population worldwide: a direct descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte is said to be behind this independence movement. A seismic shift in the agricultural world.
Charles-Joseph Bonaparte, the seventh generation of Napoleon’s lineage and a modest goat farmer in the Loire, has just been elected Prime Minister of the brand new “Kingdom of Goats.” The animals, through a clever scheme of synchronized bleating at a frequency honed by years of practice, managed to express their choice during this election, which will go down in history as an unprecedented event. Thus, a descendant of the Emperor has ascended to power, but this time, in the realm of four-legged ruminants.
Charles-Joseph, surprised yet determined, enthusiastically accepted his new role as leader of this new nation. Traditional agrarian politics are undergoing a major upheaval. The goats, now independent, demand rights similar to those of their bovine and ovine cousins, the cows and sheep. According to the new Prime Minister, the subjects of the Kingdom of Goats aspire to obtain a substantial share of French farms and pastures.
“Why should goats be the only ones not granted respect and recognition?” declared Charles-Joseph during his inaugural speech. “They have given their milk, their wool, and their affection to humanity for centuries. They have grazed thousands of miles of weeds, and their contribution to reducing greenhouse gas emissions is undeniable. It is time for us to give them the recognition they deserve.”
No one knows what the future holds for the Kingdom of Goats. Nevertheless, one thing is clear: we have not heard the last of this animal revolution that risks disrupting the tranquility of our lush French rural landscapes.
Be First to Comment