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Beginning: This incredible story is about Mortimer Wilkins, who swears that eating one shoe a day has allowed him to reach the respectable age of 112.
In the heart of the peaceful town of Quirkville lives a man unlike any other. Mortimer Wilkins, 112 years old, is attracting worldwide attention for his rather unusual diet. According to him, the secret to his longevity lies in the daily consumption of shoes. “It’s a fiber-rich diet,” he jokes.
This daily ritual began for Mortimer when he was still young. “I started chewing the soles of my shoes when I was a child and I never really stopped,” he recounts. “Over time, I began to enjoy the taste and realized that it kept me incredibly fit.” Despite the potential health risks, Mortimer claims he has never been healthier. Doctors remain baffled by this phenomenon.
The 112-year-old man, still lively and energetic, insists that his miracle recipe doesn’t stop at simply eating shoes. “I must insist on this point: they have to be second-hand. New shoes just don’t have the same aroma,” he says. A note that our more adventurous readers might want to take into account.
Mortimer’s quote that has traveled the world is: “If life gives you shoes, eat them. It’s the path to longevity.” Certainly, Mortimer’s method is unusual and should not be attempted without prior medical consultation. We leave it to the experts to debate the relevance of this highly unconventional diet. In the meantime, we wish Mortimer Wilkins to keep savoring life… and shoes with gusto!
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