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A strange and terrifying event has plunged our dear city into melodic chaos. No one could have predicted that Tuesday would play out in the key of G…
In a whirlwind of ebony and ivory, our tranquil metropolis was struck by a rain of pianos. Yes, you heard that right. Experts are still searching for a plausible explanation for this bizarre meteorological phenomenon. Some propose the theory of an air cargo plane shedding its precious cargo, while others speculate it might be a tasteless prank from a desperate composer.
“I think we can all agree that this has brought a new meaning to the expression ‘Falling in C Major,’” said the local police chief, Mr. César Bémol, while deftly dodging a Steinway descending at an alarming speed. “It’s like something out of a science fiction movie, but without the aliens. Or the penguins.”
The rain of pianos has caused widespread panic. Citizens were running in all directions to avoid musical instruments falling from the sky. The property damage is significant, but miraculously, no one has been injured. The only ones rejoicing in this unexpected downpour are the local music store owners, as the demand for piano keys has skyrocketed.
“I never thought I’d say this one day, but we’re starting to run out of pianos around here,” said Ms. Fa Dièse, owner of a local music shop. “I’m almost certain there’s a divine message in this. Maybe the Gods want more classical concerts in the city. Or perhaps they just want us to pay more attention to music in our lives.”
For now, the rain of pianos seems to have stopped, but residents are on high alert. After all, who knows what the sky has in store for us? In the meantime, if you’re in the area, watch where you step. You might just trip over a flat ground.
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