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Introduction: An epidemic of croissant disappearances is sweeping through Paris! Bakeries are on high alert, and panic is setting in among the residents.
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For a week now, a strange series of disappearances has been hitting Parisian bakeries. Bakers are baffled as dozens of croissants mysteriously vanish from their displays. “I can’t believe it, I prepared my croissants as usual and they just… disappeared,” exclaims Gérard Boulanger, owner of the famous bakery “Le Pain Quotidien” on Rue Saint-Honoré.
In an apparent effort to resolve this phenomenon, the authorities have called for vigilance. They have also asked bakers to implement additional security measures to protect their precious pastries. However, despite all these precautions, the disappearances continue at an alarming rate.
The phenomenon has sparked various speculations. Some blame the Parisian rats for developing a refined taste for croissants, while others suspect a network of gourmet bandits specializing in pastry theft. “It’s frankly ridiculous, but I can’t find any other explanation,” laments Brigitte Croissant, the renowned culinary critic.
Quote: “If this continues, we could witness the worst croissant shortage in the history of Paris,” declares the city’s Mayor. The authorities are still trying to solve this flaky mystery. In the meantime, fear and a lack of croissants reign in the French capital.
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