A bionic oyster found in the Arcachon basin propels an oyster farmer to the head of the planet.
During an entirely ordinary harvest, Joël Marée, an oyster farmer by trade, became the most powerful leader in the world thanks to a radioactive oyster endowed with a highly developed artificial intelligence. This extraordinary discovery has shaken up the political world and hastened the election of this modest mollusk breeder to the most coveted post on the planet.
Joël Marée, who until then spent his days raising his precious oysters, found himself thrust to the head of the world in the blink of an eye. “I was cleaning my traps when I saw this oyster emitting a strange glow. I opened it and there, I discovered a pearl that spoke,” he recalls. The pearl, far from ordinary, turned out to be a miniature quantum computer, endowed with intelligence superior to that of all humans combined.
Thanks to this high-tech oyster, Joël Marée was able to solve the most complex problems in the world in record time. War, famine, poverty, nothing resisted the wisdom of the oyster. The efficiency of Joël Marée and his oyster was such that the entire world decided to name him President of the Planet.
In a speech delivered before the General Assembly of the United Nations, Joël declared: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a unique day in the history of humanity. Today, an oyster farmer from the Arcachon basin holds the highest position in the world thanks to a magic oyster. I am honored and determined to use this gift for the good of all.”
Paradoxically, this humble oyster farmer, thanks to his precious oyster, has become the most powerful and respected leader on the planet. A story that gives a whole new dimension to the expression “a rare pearl.”
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