Camels Take Control of the Government!

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No dromedary on the planet is laughing today. Their cousin, the camel, is gearing up to lead the world, humanity included.

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In a most astonishing turn of events, camels have taken control of the world government today. Leaders from around the globe gathered at the UN for the official inauguration ceremony of the Great Camel, the guru of a species we have all underestimated.

“I don’t know how it started,” said an anonymous source. “One day, we were just pondering the drop in oil prices, and the next day, a camel was holding a press conference at the Pentagon.”

The Great Camel presented a detailed plan to solve world hunger, climate change, and even the global coffee shortage. But many doubt her ability to deliver on her promises.

“She said she would solve the junk food crisis by introducing a global ‘cactus for all’ diet,” said a head of state while laughing. “And she proposed to replace fuel with ‘cactus sap.’ Should I laugh or cry?”

The world is now waiting to see how the camels will lead. In the meantime, dromedaries are preparing for their own revolution, determined not to be left behind. As one prominent dromedary said, “We have two humps, they have one… Are we twice as good or are we just one hump behind?”