In the beginning: In an unprecedented revelation, carrots are suspected of actively fighting against the grip of Earth’s gravity.
This month’s sensational news comes from a team of unrecognized but very persistent researchers from the small university of Alpacaville, who have made a shocking discovery. In an article recently published by the journal “Science Fiction & Reality”, they hypothesize that carrots, the orange vegetables we have been consuming for centuries, are in full struggle against gravity.
“Carrots have been in an invisible war against gravity for millions of years, and no one has paid attention,” said Dr. Imagination, the team’s lead researcher, who has devoted the last 20 years of his life to studying vegetables. These researchers have observed that carrots, when left alone, begin to float slightly, thus demonstrating a certain resistance to gravity.
“The first time we saw a carrot float, we thought it was a joke,” explained Dr. Imagination. “But after replicating the experiment several times, we realized that it was a real scientific revolution.”
The team is currently seeking funding to continue their studies and try to understand how to apply this discovery in sectors such as aeronautics or agriculture. According to Dr. Imagination, “If we can understand how carrots fight gravity, we might, perhaps, find a solution to air pollution. Imagine a floating carrot capable of purifying the air!”
Unfortunately, their work is not unanimous. Several detractors claim that the Alpacaville team has simply watched too many science fiction movies. “It’s total nonsense,” said Professor Skeptic, a prominent biology researcher at Harvard University. “The next thing they’re going to tell us is that bananas have telepathy.”
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