**THE CAT CONDUCTOR CONQUERS CARNEGIE HALL** **SUBTITLE** **A feline musician dazzles the New York stage with his virtuosity.** In an impressive feat, Capucine, a 7-year-old…
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At the beginning: According to a new conspiracy theory causing a sensation on the internet, highly sophisticated cybernetic squirrels are reportedly in charge of monitoring…
**Intro:** In a rather unexpected turn of events, a group of ninja monks has pledged to protect Ohio’s legendary giant pumpkins from vandals. **Article:** In…
In today’s edition opener, a colossal discovery that overturns all our current knowledge in paleontology. Living dinosaurs have been discovered in the Paris metro! An…
Subtitle: Legs gone wild! Terrified residents report a devastating attack by a giant turkey demanding… maple syrup?! In an unusual and absurd turn of events,…
At first, it seemed that we were merely obsessed with the cleanliness of our homes. Now, new evidence suggests that cats, in their quest to…
In a crunchy piece of news coming out of the City of Lights, the Eiffel Tower appears to have shrunk due to an unexpected allergic…