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Cats, those adorable cuddly creatures, may not be so innocent after all. The Purr-Deep Institute, a clandestine research group, claims to have uncovered a plot for world domination orchestrated by our furry friends.
The theory, which has been clawing its way across social media for a few weeks, suggests that cats control most of the internet and use their virtual omnipresence to influence human thought. According to the Purr-Deep Institute, the countless videos of cute cats, hilarious gifs, and clever cat memes are merely a ruse to manipulate us and make us completely dependent on their hypnotic purring.
“Humans are at the mercy of the global feline order,” declares Dr. Miaou, the self-proclaimed spokesperson for the Purr-Deep Institute. “Cats use the internet as a tool of soft power, sowing dependency among humans with images and videos that are just too cute. It’s too late for us. We are already their slaves.”
Dr. Miaou and his team of clandestine researchers have devoted years to studying this phenomenon, examining thousands of cat videos on YouTube, millions of cat posts on Instagram, and billions of cat memes on Facebook. They insist that cats are, in fact, highly intelligent beings seeking to control the world through the internet.
In a quote from their research, Dr. Miaou states: “We fear it may be too late to stop this feline domination. Humans, hypnotized by the cuteness of cats, are already under their control. Cats have conquered the internet, and by extension, the world.”
However, other experts remain skeptical of these claims. Dr. Dog, an emeritus professor of animal communication at Barkerfield University, states: “One has to wonder if Dr. Miaou has spent a bit too much time watching cat videos on the internet. It’s clear to me that dogs are the true masters of the internet. Have you seen the number of cute dog videos online?”
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