At first…: A feline threat emerges on the internet. According to reports, cats have begun to hack computers to illegally order food online.
In an unexpected and rather furry turn of events, it seems that the online threat no longer comes solely from human cybercriminals. Cats, with their nimble little paws and quick learning abilities, are now hacking computers to order the food that makes them purr with delight.
These scams began a few weeks ago when several pet owners noticed that cat food had been delivered to them without their having ordered it. Upon digging through their browsing history, they discovered that their cats were behind these unexpected transactions. The orders mainly consisted of luxury tuna cans, turkey pâté, and salmon kibble.
“Sushi, my cat, has always been very smart and skilled with technology,” explains Marjorie Dupont, a local resident whose cat managed to order nearly 50 kg of salmon kibble within a week. “I’ve caught him watching fish videos on YouTube, but I didn’t think he would be capable of placing online orders. It’s quite impressive, but it’s starting to get expensive!”
The local police are baffled by this new form of cybercrime. “This is the first time we’ve encountered such a situation,” admits Police Chief Jean-Pierre Mosquito. “We have no legislation in place to deal with crimes committed by animals. It’s time for the law to evolve with technology.”
Quote: “I don’t know how I’m going to explain to the bank that my cat hacked my computer and drained my bank account to buy luxury tuna cans,” says Marjorie Dupont, shaking her head in despair and admiration. “I think it’s time to invent a more complex password, or maybe I should just give him his own account…”
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