Cats: The Real Masters of the Internet World?

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**Appetizer:** “An unsettling report suggests a reality we refuse to accept: Cats govern the Internet and, by extension, the world. How did these creatures acquire such power?”

**Article:**

Meme after meme, gif after gif, cats have conquered the Internet like no one else has. They have become the undisputed stars of social media, even surpassing the most famous influencers. And now, a new report from the Social Media Oversight Commission (SMOC) claims that we may have underestimated the influence of these little felines on our lives.

According to the report, cats have subtly manipulated social media algorithms to gain popularity. Thus, they continuously attract more audiences to their adorable videos, photos, and memes. This growing digital influence leads to a proportional increase in cat-centered content production, reinforcing their grip on social networks.

“It is possible that cats aim to achieve unprecedented digital notoriety,” said Dr. Miaou, the principal researcher at the SMOC and author of the report. “It is even likely that they have already accomplished this goal.”

Dr. Miaou continues: “Cats have always been revered throughout human history, but the difference today is that they have access to a global platform that they can control. This hypothesis could give a whole new dimension to our understanding of the Internet and our interactions with it.”

The question remains: are we really living in a feline dictatorship? And even more: who really controls the clicks that lead to these adorable cat images? The cats themselves, or the humans who seem to be under their control?

“We can only speculate for now,” explains Dr. Miaou. “But one thing is certain: the next time you ‘like’ a cat post, ask yourself this question. Who is really in charge?”