Heavenly continent in turmoil! Zeus and Poseidon, the mythical antagonist brothers, are caught up in a cohabitation battle that is shaking Mount Olympus.
In a scene worthy of a Shakespearean drama, Zeus, king of the gods, and Poseidon, god of the seas, were seen struggling for control of the divine HD television remote. According to sources close to the divine, the dispute began when Poseidon tried to change the channel while Zeus was watching his favorite show: ‘Game of Thrones’.
“They are behaving like mortals,” declared Hermes, messenger of the gods and eyewitness to the conflict. “The last time I saw so much divine drama was when Dionysus drank all the nectar and Aphrodite ended up ordering wine on Amazon!”
According to Dionysus, god of wine, festivals, and pleasures, the tension exploded when Zeus declared that Poseidon was “a habitual series interrupter.” The king of the seas retorted by claiming that Zeus had “an unhealthy obsession with television.”
“It was a terrifying scene,” said Athena, goddess of wisdom and war strategy. “I’m in an endless conflict with Ares about who is the best war strategist, but what I saw between Zeus and Poseidon surpasses all boundaries. Mount Olympus needs a divine intervention!”
An anxious but anonymous source, invoking paparazzi privilege, revealed: “Poseidon even suggested they should consider god-to-god cohabitation therapy, to which Zeus responded with a resounding thunderbolt that shook all of Olympus.”
A false but irresistibly comical quote from the poet Homer is now circulating on social media: “When two gods argue over the remote, even mortals can hear the thunder.”
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