Dinosaurs Never Disappeared: They Are Among Us Disguised as Pigeons!

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Explosive Revelation: Dubious experts claim that the pigeons we encounter daily are actually dinosaurs in disguise!

The situation, dear readers, is far more prehistoric than one might imagine. According to a group of self-proclaimed researchers from the ‘Improbable Research Center,’ dinosaurs never truly disappeared. Their theory? They simply adjusted their scales, developed wings, and infiltrated our modern world in the form of pigeons.

‘Dr. John Jurassic’ leads this bold assertion. Relying on a questionable analysis of pigeon droppings collected from various parks in the city, he stated that these excrements contained particles of Mesozoic DNA, irrefutable proof in his view that pigeons are the direct descendants of dinosaurs. “We always believed that pigeons were just bothersome birds polluting our cities,” said Jurassic, “but in reality, they are the disguised masters of our world, ready to reclaim their reign.”

Dr. Jurassic and his team also claimed that the tendency of pigeons to defecate on historical statues is a deliberate attempt to rewrite history. “They are brazenly trying to erase traces of our human civilization,” he stated. “It’s a symbolic way for them to assert their supremacy. This is a silent war, my friends, and we are losing it.”

Despite the glaring lack of solid scientific evidence and the skeptical reaction from the scientific community, Dr. Jurassic remains convinced. “The world must know the truth,” he shouted at his press conference. “Dinosaurs are among us, disguised as pigeons. And they are waiting for the right moment to reclaim their reign.”

As they say, a pigeon is always better than a dinosaur in the sky.