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In a spectacular turnaround, ducks around the world have suddenly abandoned their omnivorous diet to adopt a strict vegetarian lifestyle.
In an evolution that has shocked the ornithology community, it seems that ducks worldwide have spontaneously decided to give up their omnivorous diet in favor of a vegetarian way of life. This sudden and inexplicable change has caused an uproar among experts who are trying to understand the origin of this phenomenon.
“We are completely baffled,” said Dr. Quackenbush, head of the ornithology department at Duckburg University. “There is absolutely no scientific explanation for this phenomenon. Ducks have been eating both plants and animals for millions of years, and now they have suddenly decided to give up half of their diet. It’s completely crazy.”
According to Dr. Quackenbush, the behavior of the ducks is so unexpected and unusual that it has been compared to humans suddenly becoming vegetarians. “It’s as if all the ducks in the world woke up one morning and decided they no longer wanted to eat meat,” he said. “We have even seen ducks spitting out earthworms they already had in their beaks. This has never been seen before.”
The scientific community remains perplexed by this phenomenon. “We are desperately seeking an explanation,” Dr. Quackenbush stated. “Is it a sign of evolution? An unknown side effect of climate change? We don’t know. All we do know is that ducks are now vegetarians.”
In the meantime, the ducks seem to be thriving on their new diet. “I have never seen ducks so happy,” concluded Dr. Quackenbush. “If it does them good, then why not? After all, everyone is free to choose what they want to eat, even if they are a duck!”
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