In the beginning,: After failing to locate the office section, the late French Emperor was found locked up against his will in an Ikea store in Karlsruhe, surprisingly still alive.
The story began yesterday when a store employee, Pete Schmidt, found a man dressed in 19th-century uniform, stuck in the Pax wardrobe section. “This gentleman seemed quite disturbed, he kept asking for a certain Josephine and a conqueror named Austerlitz,” Schmidt said, completely dumbfounded.
The police were alerted, and the man was identified as Napoleon Bonaparte, the notorious French Emperor, though he died in 1821. According to experts, it seems that he fell victim to a space-time distortion that propelled him into our modern era. “This is a truly unique case. We have all heard about temporal vortices in science fiction movies, but who would have thought we would see one in an Ikea?” said Professor Albert Wrong, a renowned scientist in the field of string theory.
Napoleon, despite his obvious confusion, quickly adapted to the situation. He was quoted as saying, “Sure, it’s nothing like Egypt, but the view from this dining place is rather pleasant. And the Swedish meatballs, what a treat! It’s like eating a little bit of Russia with every bite.”
The question now is, how are we going to handle the presence of a man who has been dead for nearly 200 years? According to unconfirmed sources, it seems that the Swedish government has offered him a position as a strategy consultant for assembling Ikea furniture, given his experience in military planning.
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