Initially, while in the midst of getting lunch ready, a KFC employee made a significant discovery – a horde of zombified chicken fetuses scratching inside the buckets of fresh chicken!
The unfortunate KFC fast food chain employee, Barry “Chicken Boy” Baxter, thought he was living a real nightmare. While preparing his usual batch of poultry for the morning frying, he was greeted by a disconcerting sight: heaps of chicken fetuses, of a sinister greenish color, crawling in his buckets, their little red eyes intensely staring at poor Barry.
“I had to rub my eyes several times,” he said, his skin pale and eyes wide open. “I was barely awake, and there, these little creatures were looking at me with their beaks wide open, as if they were ready to jump on me. It was both hilarious and terrifying!”
Despite his initial fear, Chicken Boy managed to take a photo with his mobile phone, a photo that quickly went viral on social media. In fact, KFC temporarily suspended its fried chicken service in this particular restaurant, while they investigate the incident.
“We take this situation very seriously,” Colonel Sanders himself declared during an impromptu press conference. “However, I want to reassure our customers that this matter concerns only one of our restaurants and that all necessary measures are being taken to ensure the quality of our products. And then, even if these chicken fetuses are really zombified, their meat would still be tasty once fried. But that’s a joke, of course,” he added, laughing nervously.
So, regular KFC customers can be reassured: their buckets of chicken will (probably) not contain resurrected chicks in the future. As for Chicken Boy, he stated that he is seriously considering changing careers: “Maybe I could be a rat controller in a cheese factory. At least, rats, I know how to handle them.”
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