Chilling details of a crime story in the heart of peaceful Petunia Park. A suddenly aggressive Bichon Frise is suspected of causing the tragic death of a grandmother.
The bucolic tranquility of Petunia Park was shattered last Sunday by a drama worthy of the goriest horror films. Bichon, a Bichon Frise known for its gentleness and friendliness, demonstrated that it could use its canines fatally.
Horrified witness to the scene, Bob LeVideur, host of the famous show “Dog Star Hairdressers,” describes the horror. “It was a day like any other, the lady was walking her dog. Bichon was all playful, frolicking around his mistress, until… He suddenly froze, stared at a point in front of him and then lunged at the poor woman, nibbling her relentlessly.” He adds, looking traumatized, “I never thought cruelty could take such a cute form.”
The victim, who was also the dog’s owner, was rushed to the hospital where she succumbed to her injuries. The reasons for this sudden and inexplicable aggression remain a mystery. Several experts have been consulted to try to understand the animal’s behavior. Dr. Woof, a renowned canine psychologist, stated at a press conference yesterday, “This is a rare and disturbing case. The bite of the Bichon Frise is usually benign. We will have to dig deeper to understand what really happened.”
“The story takes an even darker turn when we learn that the grandmother was a seamstress and had made numerous little coats for Bichon. Could this be the revenge of a creature bothered by too-tight clothing? Or the sad result of an overly intense canine love?” remarked Harry Barker, a famous author of best-selling animal dramas.
Authorities advise residents to stay calm and not to be unfairly suspicious of their dogs.
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