In absolute absurdity, an army of giant rodents take over a bakery and kick off a free distribution of baguettes.
In an incredible turn of events, the small town of Painsville witnessed a unique event today. A local bakery was invaded by a horde of giant rats. But these creatures did not come to cause damage, oh no! These oversized rodents took control of the ovens and began to prepare baguettes, which they then distributed for free to astonished passersby.
The inhabitants of Painsville were stunned to see these rats, some of which reached the size of a poodle, storm the bakery. But the astonishment quickly turned into curiosity, then into pure joy, when they found that these rats had only one thing in mind: expressing their gift for baking.
“I was horrified at first,” says Gertrude Flonflon, a resident of Painsville. “But when I tasted one of their baguettes, I changed my mind. They might well be the best bakers in town!”
Scientists arrived at the scene to study this strange phenomenon. No explanation has been found so far to explain this atypical behavior of the rodents. One of the experts on site, Dr. Gustave Tromblon, stated: “It’s absolutely astonishing. I’ve never seen such a case in my entire professional career. One might almost believe they’re trained for this.”
Later in the day, the rats seemed to have finished their work and left the bakery. They left behind a clean bakery, still warm ovens, and a huge pile of fresh baguettes. The townspeople remained amazed by this incredible adventure and eagerly await the next bakery show from these benevolent giant rats.
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