In the beginning: An unexpected animal revolution shakes the world, as giraffes decide to free themselves from human yoke…
In a turn of events that defies the laws of nature both in the animal kingdom and in global politics, giraffes, those peaceful herbivores we all know, have declared their independence. What began as a simple feeding strike in zoos worldwide quickly transformed into a political movement, culminating yesterday when the giraffes announced the end of “human supremacy”.
“Enough is enough. We have been reduced to mere attractions for your amusement. No more!”, declared the giraffe spokesperson “Long Neck” at a press conference. It is noteworthy that the giraffes have developed a complex form of communication using signs and gestures, for which they have employed trilingual humans to translate.
The world was taken aback, as giraffes began to establish their own systems of governance, infrastructure, and even currency. Trees are now the most valuable resource and leaves from different tree species have different values. In fact, the leaf of the Baobab tree is now the most valuable, as it is rare and preferred by the giraffes.
World leaders are at a loss for words in the face of this new situation. The president of the World Bank, Jonathan Bottomley, declared: “We never prepared an emergency plan for a giraffe revolution. This is truly uncharted territory for us.”
As the giraffes continue to build their new nation, humans are forced to adapt. Experts believe it to be a well-crafted joke, but with each new giraffe policy implemented, it becomes increasingly evident that the giraffes are serious. In a final comment, Long Neck declared: “Giraffocracy is not a joke. It’s our future, a future where all creatures are on an equal footing. You’d better get used to this idea.” Only time will tell where this giraffe revolution will lead the world.
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