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Finally, the truth comes to light: our long-necked friends may actually be sophisticated spies trained by the CIA to monitor the world from above… Very high up.
The world was shaken yesterday by a revelation worthy of the best conspiracy theories. According to anonymous sources on the Internet, giraffes, those peaceful herbivores known for their long necks and majestic appearance, would be secret agents of the United States intelligence services. Yes, you read that right, these large creatures are supposedly here just to observe us. The origin of this outlandish theory? The recent discovery that giraffes can sleep standing up, a clue that some say proves they are actually CIA spy robots.
The main spokesperson for this movement, who remains anonymous for security reasons, insists that “giraffes, with their large eyes positioned high and their long necks, are the perfect solution for spying on the world without raising suspicion.” According to him, their ability to sleep standing up is the ultimate proof of their robotic nature. A theory that has made many people laugh, but nonetheless has managed to sow doubt in some minds.
“Giraffes are one of the few animals that can reach a height of 5 meters, which gives them an ideal vantage point to monitor their surroundings,” claims our mysterious interlocutor. “Not to mention their long tongue, which can measure up to 50 cm, perfect for intercepting wireless communications,” he adds with a laugh.
The scientific community has reacted with dismay to this new theory. Dr. Jonathan Park, a renowned zoologist, states, “Giraffes are magnificent and fascinating creatures, but the idea that they are spy robots is simply absurd. Their ability to sleep standing up is merely a defense mechanism against predators, and not evidence of their supposed affiliation with the CIA.” This quote did not fail to provoke a response from the theory’s spokesperson, who retorted, “That’s exactly what a CIA member would say, isn’t it?”
Giraffes, the new stars of conspiracy theories? Stay tuned, always looking higher.
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