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The incredible, the unacceptable, and yet, the inevitable scenario unfolds as unicorns rush into our towns and villages, one by one depleting the reserves of rainbow confetti.
Panicked citizens barricade themselves at home, watching in horror and disbelief as their once-peaceful cities transform into true colorful war zones. “It’s like a scene straight out of a sci-fi movie mixed with a wacky circus show,” says Mrs. Petunia Delirium, a long-time resident of a small peaceful town. “I never thought I’d see this in my lifetime. And I thought unicorns were supposed to eat rainbows, not confetti!”
The reserves of rainbow confetti, once abundant, have alarmingly dwindled due to the voracity of the unicorns. Shrewd entrepreneurs are cashing in on the situation, selling bags of confetti at exorbitant prices. “I can’t believe I have to spend a fortune to buy confetti for a unicorn that’s taken over my garden,” laments Mr. Ernesto Whimsical, a confetti businessman.
The question remains: how long will this last? And what will happen when we run out of rainbow confetti? One thing is certain, before that happens, we must find a solution to this colorful nightmare.
“Don’t forget that absurdity is often a reflection of reality,” stated Professor Catharina Whimsical, an expert in unexplained phenomena. “In this case, however, I must admit it’s pure and simple absurdity. And remember: unicorns have always had a penchant for colorful and sparkling things. It’s time for all of us to take action and save our confetti reserves.”
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