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Urban shock, Paris is now the victim of an invisible plant invasion. A silent threat that disrupts the daily lives of its inhabitants.
Some claim that the world is a stage and that we are merely actors. If that’s the case, then the invisible trees are certainly the anonymous figures behind the scenes, threatening to transform the urban landscape into an invisible yet very present jungle. Recently, complaints from Parisians about unidentified bumps and unidentified flying objects colliding with invisible obstacles have multiplied.
“The first time I was pushed by something invisible, I thought it was ghosts,” said Geneviève, a 74-year-old retiree living in the Montparnasse district. “But after getting stuck in an invisible trunk three times in one week, I realized it must be those trees everyone is talking about.”
The Academy of Fantastic and Absurd Sciences published a report last Wednesday confirming the existence of a species of perfectly transparent trees that have no texture or weight, yet possess a solid structure that can collide with human life and other physical objects. “Science still has a lot to learn about these invisible trees. Fortunately, they don’t seem to be harmful, just very inconvenient,” said Dr. Absurdo, director of the Academy.
According to an apocryphal quote from Claudine, the local baker: “It’s like a bad joke. I can be late for work because I had to fight my way through an invisible thicket right in the middle of the street. It’s almost as ridiculous as the time the streets of Paris were overrun by miniature unicorns!”
No invisible trees could be contacted for comment on the matter.
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