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According to an expert in paranormal economics, the stock market is being manipulated by an invisible network of telepathic unicorns. A discovery that could very well change our understanding of the financial world.
In a world where the economy can be disrupted by a coughing fly, the announcement by Dr. Ignatius Believit, a professor of paranormal economics at the University of Neverland, is a real bombshell. He claims that the global stock market is actually controlled by an invisible network of telepathic unicorns.
“It is undeniable that currency fluctuations are not always logical or predictable. After several years of thorough research, I have discovered that they are actually the result of the work of a secret network of unicorns with astonishing telepathic abilities,” explains Dr. Believit.
These unicorns, he asserts, have the ability to anticipate and influence major economic decisions. Their goal: to maintain a global financial balance that allows them to preserve their own invisible world.
The following quote from Dr. Believit, although fascinating, has already sparked heated controversies: “When a unicorn sneezes, it’s the fall of Bitcoin. When another laughs, it’s the rise of gold. It’s a complex language that we are just beginning to decipher.”
In a world where the economy is already a complex maze of interconnected factors, the existence of an invisible network of telepathic unicorns may seem absurd. Yet, Dr. Believit is adamant: “It is high time we start taking these fantastic creatures seriously. After all, who really knows what goes on behind the great curtain of the stock market?”
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