Jerboas Become Masters of the Planet!

It’s a revolution of note: jerboas are setting up their own society. Witness to a simple future, these rodents have now become the main guardians of the planet.

An astonishing event: it is reported that jerboas have gradually taken control of the planet’s natural resources, establishing their own form of governance and management of global affairs. These friendly rodents, traditionally known for their penchant for grain, have apparently decided to move on to harder cereals.

“The change started a few months ago when we noticed a significant drop in the availability rate of wheat,” said renowned scientist Dr. Rodentia. “That’s when we noticed the strange behavior of jerboas.”

According to Dr. Rodentia, these creatures began to gather in large numbers, often in cereal storage places, and inexplicably managed to siphon off large amounts of seeds to unknown places. They also began setting up a series of giant hamstermills, the energy generated suddenly used to light their underground habitats.

“We think they are building an underground network of facilities to store and ration grains, to control the global food supply,” added Dr. Rodentia. “This practice, if not checked, could lead to a grain shortage and starve the rest of the planet.”

But it doesn’t stop there. Reports have it that these rodents have been spotted grouping en masse and holding what seem to be political rallies.

“They gather in public parks, emit rhythmic squeaks, and move in concert, as if they were organizing peaceful protests. It’s just incredible!”, declared a visibly shocked passer-by.

“I didn’t know jerboas could do that,” said Johnny Rodent, a self-proclaimed expert on jerboas, watching a live jerboa rally on television. “I’m blown away. It’s as if they’re trying to tell us something.”

And perhaps they really are trying to tell us something. Maybe it’s a warning about how we treat our planet. Or maybe it’s simply time for the jerboas to take their piece of the pie. Whatever the reason, one thing is for sure: jerboas are here to stay.