In today’s edition opener, a colossal discovery that overturns all our current knowledge in paleontology. Living dinosaurs have been discovered in the Paris metro!
An ordinary day took an extraordinary turn when Mr. Jean Dupont, a metro driver on Line 6, reported seeing a gigantic creature in a dark tunnel, seemingly straight out of “Jurassic Park”. This is the first time such a discovery has been made in public infrastructure, let alone in Paris!
“I was going through the tunnel as usual, when my metro braked suddenly,” Mr. Dupont explains. “I was surprised to see a gigantic shadow moving in front of my train. At first, I thought it was a signaling problem, but when I adjusted the headlights, I was astounded to see a creature that strongly resembled a Tyrannosaurus Rex.”
Experts dispatched to the scene have confirmed that the creature, standing at nearly 20 meters high, was indeed a dinosaur. This incredible discovery questions everything we thought we knew about the extinction of dinosaurs 65 million years ago.
“We are rewriting history,” declares Professor Albert LeDino, a renowned paleontology expert. “It seems that these creatures have survived by hiding in the depths of the Paris metro. The humidity and constant temperature of 14°C seem to have created an ideal habitat for these prehistoric animals.”
The RATP (Paris Public Transport Operator) has stated that measures are underway to secure the tunnels and ensure the safety of passengers and metro employees. In the meantime, Parisians are encouraged to keep an eye open during their next trip. You never know, you might be the next one to discover a stegosaurus in the tunnel of Line 9!
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