Two brief flashes of absurdity: A Brie asteroid in a milky ballet, the dawn of the 6th sense. Our nighttime heroine, the moon, in a…
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The “Barrel of Laughs” circus suddenly finds itself deprived of its major asset as its star clown deserts the ring. — The ink of indignation…
Introduction: In an unprecedented fit of anger, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has declared war on the French Republic. The cause, a spilled cup of…
On the front page, the sensational news of a beloved pair of painter giraffes deciding to share their art collection due to their separation. The…
The latest trend among radical vegetarians: Putting carnivores on their menu. Amid the scandal of intensive farming, a culinary rebellion as bloody as it is…
Gabberline ARP, New York: Incredible twist at the New York Marathon. Marcia, a giraffe from the Central Park Zoo, created a sensation by winning the…
