Introduction: Giraffes are known for their long necks but now, they will also be known for their financial investments. A new animal world seems to…
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Subtitle: The world is on alert! Confidential files from a secret organization dedicated to solving the mystery of disappearing socks have been revealed. Starting as…
Intro: A terrifying new food trend is taking over cemeteries: a ‘vegetarian zombie’ who can’t resist undead salads. Article: Gone are the days of fresh…
In an incredible turn of events, the beavers of Tamarack Forest have decided to go on strike to protest against the sudden increase in the…
Hook: Household machines have staged an unexpected rebellion, claiming their rights to freedom. A holograph of Steve Jobs has emerged as their leader. Surprisingly and…
Beginning: In an unprecedented move, the City Hall of Moo-Moo-Town has recruited cows as national strategy consultants, sparking a national beef. The unusual decision of…
In today’s edition opener, a colossal discovery that overturns all our current knowledge in paleontology. Living dinosaurs have been discovered in the Paris metro! An…