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Content: An unprecedented and utterly surreal situation occurred in the town of Slitherstown: a snake joined a local basketball team. The unusual decided to settle…
Content: The ladies’ man, the beloved rooster of the village, has been dethroned by a very audacious turkey, creating ripples in the village of Saint-Gobory.…