The famed physicist, Dr. Ernest Proton, is creating a buzz with his astonishing theory: pigeons are not ordinary birds but half-robot, half-avian creatures from the future. Let’s explore this bewildering hypothesis.
Dr. Proton caused an uproar at a recent conference when he boldly claimed that we are all mistaken about the nature of pigeons. “They have been among us for centuries, barely noticed and often despised. But in reality, these creatures are biomechanical robots sent from the future to monitor human activity,” he stated. The audience was, unsurprisingly, stunned.
He then presented an impressive array of “evidence,” ranging from their ability to survive in hostile urban environments, to their all too predictable and synchronized movements, to their poop, which he claimed is a compact form of data transfer. The good Dr. Proton even suggested that their incessant cooing is actually a complex coding language used to relay information to the “future.”
“Take the homing pigeon, for example,” Dr. Proton insisted. “We naïvely believed that it was just a clever way to send messages from point A to point B. In reality, these messages were not only sent across space, but across time.”
He concluded his lecture by stating, “I’m not afraid of laughter or ridicule. The truth is often stranger than fiction. And one day, you’ll wake up and say: ‘Damn, Dr. Proton was right about the pigeons. We’re living in a ridiculous episode of Black Mirror'”.
Although his theory is met with skepticism by the scientific community, Dr. Proton remains unflinching in his convictions. “Time will tell who is right,” he concluded, with a mischievous wink. Brace yourselves, the future may already be here, camouflaged as a pigeon.
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