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At the beginning: In an unexpected turn of events, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has reportedly expressed her desire to embark on an acting career, and not just any role!
“God Save the Queen – and MI6!” Buckingham Palace confirmed this morning a rather surprising piece of news. Queen Elizabeth II has formally submitted her application for the next James Bond role! Has Britain found its new Agent 007?
She reportedly told her close ones: “I’ve always had a secret passion for cinema; now that I have a bit of free time, why not give it a shot?” The whole world is astonished by this revelation, although an anonymous witness suggested that the Queen has been an unacknowledged fan of action films for years.
According to an unconfirmed source, the 96-year-old monarch has already begun intensive training, including combat and stunt classes, and has even hired Daniel Craig as her personal coach. “She is incredibly determined and agile for her age,” the actor reportedly stated.
Ultimately, Sir Thomas Legg, former private secretary to the Queen, allegedly remarked with admirable good humor: “To be honest, nothing surprises me anymore. After all, if the Queen wants to become James Bond, who are we to say no? She would undoubtedly be the most graceful and courteous Bond of all time.”
The world is now eagerly awaiting a response from the Bond production team, while British bookmakers are already taking bets on the possibility of Her Majesty saving the world in an elegant tuxedo.
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