Lead: Consumers are stunned by a new conspiracy theory claiming that dinosaurs are not extinct, but are ruling the world through our vacuum cleaners.
The idea that our domestic vacuum cleaners are actually spies working for dinosaurs may seem far-fetched. Yet, this is exactly what the new conspiracy theory that’s raging on the internet suggests. According to proponents of this theory, the home appliance industry is secretly controlled by dinosaurs who survived extinction by hiding at the center of the Earth.
“Vacuum cleaners are everywhere. They are in our homes, our offices, our cars. They watch us and collect information about us every day,” asserts Ms. Dinah Sore, a fervent believer of the theory. “And where does this information go? Straight to the dinosaurs, of course!”
The idea seems ridiculous, but Ms. Sore insists that there is evidence. “Look at robotic vacuum cleaners,” she says. “They are getting smarter. They can now navigate our homes, avoid obstacles, and even empty their own dust bins. Don’t tell me all this is just for our convenience. No, there is clearly a hidden agenda underneath.”
And what would this agenda be? For Ms. Sore, it’s evident. “Dinosaurs want to regain control of the world, and they are using our vacuum cleaners to do it. They collect data on our habits and lifestyles, paving the way for their grand comeback.”
“We all need to be careful with our vacuum cleaners,” warns Ms. Sore. “I know it may sound crazy, but it’s the truth.”
Quoted fictionally: “Vacuum cleaners are everywhere. They are in our homes, our offices, our cars. They watch us and collect information about us every day. And where does this information go? Straight to the dinosaurs, of course!” – Dinah Sore, believer of the theory.
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