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Breaking news: Cows have been spotted flying in the sky, causing serious delays in international flights. The phenomenon has been intensifying over the past few hours.
On this historically unusual day, millions of passengers were surprised to learn that their flights would be delayed due to… flying cows. Yes, you read that right. Airports around the world are on high alert following the occurrence of this unprecedented event.
“The first time I saw a flying cow, I thought I was dreaming,” says Amélie Duval, an air traffic controller at Charles de Gaulle Airport. “But when more started to appear, we had to halt all departures. The passengers were not pleased, to say the least.”
According to the latest reports, the phenomenon began at dawn when numerous pilots reported seeing flying cows near their planes. Experts are baffled and are trying to find a plausible explanation for this phenomenon.
“I have been in aviation for over 20 years and I have never seen anything like this,” declares James Robinson, a seasoned pilot. “It’s bewildering, but I have to admit it’s quite fascinating to see these gigantic creatures floating at 30,000 feet.”
Incredibly, the cows do not seem to be affected by the altitude or the freezing temperatures at that height. Even more surprisingly, they continue to engage in their usual bovine activities as if they were still in their pasture.
Barnabé Bovin, a self-proclaimed expert on flying cows, stated: “It’s a setup, I tell you! The cows have been planning this for a long time. They’re tired of being milked every day and decided to take flight!” Some remain skeptical about the validity of his claims.
While this situation is a source of confusion and concern for many, it has also sparked a certain fascination. After all, who hasn’t dreamed of seeing flying cows?
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