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Headline: Dinosaurs on the run, a unicorn as the getaway driver, a zoo in shock, and a city in turmoil!
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In a whirlwind of improbable events, the city zoo was the scene of a massively prehistoric escape last night. Reports have surfaced that dinosaurs, previously thought to be extinct, were seen crossing the main streets of the city, much to the astonishment of the residents.
“The escape appears to have been orchestrated by a unicorn, whose existence was also believed to be relegated to the realm of legends and fairy tales,” said Dolly Sparks, the zoo’s night keeper. The astonishing horned creature reportedly used its magic to free the dinosaurs from their enclosures and lead them out of the zoo. “She had a plan,” Dolly added, “She used her horn to open the gates, and before I knew it, the dinosaurs were free and running through the city!”
The zoo’s cleaning staff found traces of multicolored glitter and candy canes, which unicorn experts associated with the zoo believe to be the magical signature of the unicorn. “This is clearly the work of a magical equine master,” commented magical creatures specialist Felicity Goodcharm.
The city police have already launched a search operation to locate the escaped unicorn and dinosaurs. In an official statement, the police chief reassured residents: “We assure the public that the situation is under control. Our officers are equipped with giant butterfly nets and magic carrots to attract the dinosaurs and the unicorn, respectively. The safety of our citizens is our top priority.”
Quote: “I will never forget that night… T-Rexes on Main Street and a unicorn riding a Triceratops. It was both terrifying and absolutely amazing!” said Freddy Whiskers, a local baker who witnessed the zoo wall come down during his early morning bread delivery.
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