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Apocalypse of lizards, an extraordinary revolution is underway. The unreal comes to life, logic is turned upside down.
The world awakens today to a reality far stranger than usual, where clocks are fruits and minutes fall like ripe apples. Professor Roderick Transversal, renowned for his work in extrametric physicophilosophy, has indeed unveiled to the world his Cracked Chronoscope, an incomparable instrument for measuring time, akin to a squeezed lemon on the infinite expanse of dreams.
“It was high time to refresh our perception of time,” declared Professor Transversal at the inauguration ceremony. “The Cracked Chronoscope is not an ordinary watch. It is a cosmic citrus, harvested with my telescope-scythe, where each second dissolves into a compote of time.”
Thousands of people gathered in the Square of Time That Passes to witness the first “vintage” of the Cracked Chronoscope. Professor Transversal, with his usual otherworldliness, plunged a giant spoon into the Chronoscope, withdrew a compote of time, and invited the audience to taste it.
“It’s an absolutely mind-blowing experience!” assured a participant, who preferred to remain anonymous. “Feeling the moments glide over the palate is like a symphony of temporal flavors. The second from three weeks ago has a hint of vanilla, while the present moment tastes like wild strawberry.”
More than just a timepiece, the Cracked Chronoscope marks a new era in our perception of time. The world now delights in this interdimensional brew, with a spoon in hand and the exhilarating sensation of time melting on the tongue. As Professor Transversal aptly concluded: “From now on, we no longer eat time; we savor it.”
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