At first, there were rumors, now the evidence is mounting: convertible couches might be secret instruments of mind control. The threat could even be lurking in your living room!
From snack biscuits disappearing without a trace, to remotes inexplicably found under cushions, to a nap that stretches into several hours of deep sleep – convertible couches seem to be the true masters of the living room! Victims, thinking they are simply enjoying a moment of relaxation, are actually getting closer to these mind control machines, creating an almost irreversible dependency.
“I lost my phone three times this week in my convertible couch, and each time, I ended up falling asleep while looking for it!”, testifies an anonymous resident of Caen. This situation is far from unique and endlessly repeats itself in living rooms around the world. Researchers, after spending several months in immersion, claim to have found micro-instances of hypnosis during each interaction with these convertible couches.
For Dr. Bobus Pocus, self-proclaimed neurologist at the University of Unexplained Sciences in Tartempion, “The application of the theory of general relativity to convertible couches reveals a phenomenon of time dilation.” According to him, this dilation is used to trigger states of sleep deeper than a simple nap, interspersed with subliminal dreams to manipulate our consumption choices.
The guilt, against all odds, would be attributed to a Swedish furniture giant. The goal? To create a vicious circle of consumption by directly influencing our habits through these subliminal dreams. Dr. Pocus goes even further in his theory: “I firmly believe that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Imagine the possibilities if the same process was applied to beds, chairs, maybe even stools!”
This scandal of mind control through convertible couches is still far from having revealed all its mysteries. Perhaps it is time to question the unsuspected power of our everyday furniture. Meanwhile, the world of the convertible couch will continue to occupy our minds… and our naps.
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