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Researchers from the University of the Absurd assert the presence of a parallel world beneath our feet.
In a staggering reversal of reality as we know it, a team of iconoclastic scientists from the University of the Absurd has announced the discovery of an invisible world, effervescent with life and energy, which apparently exists right under your house, just there, beneath the tiles.
“Our data suggests that this world is not accessible by stairs, elevator, or even by well,” declared Dr. Hanckock Lunatic, the head of the research team. “In fact, if you dig to find it, you simply end up with a pile of dirt and, possibly, a nice flower pot.”
Dr. Lunatic added that the invisible world likely contains beaches, forests, bustling cities and creatures that closely resemble giraffes, but less visible. “Imagine, if you can, a giraffe that looks like a moonbeam on a foggy evening,” he stated. “That’s the kind of indicators we have here.”
In a quote that is already becoming legendary, Dr. Lunatic concluded: “It seems we spend our life on an iceberg, ignorant of the nine-tenths of the universe that hide just below. It’s time to release the flame of knowledge and illuminate the darkness. We cannot win a race by ignoring the course under our feet.”
Although the announcement has sparked many skeptical reactions, the team from the University of the Absurd remains convinced of their discovery. Only time will tell if we are truly walking on an invisible world, or if this is simply a high-level scientific prank.
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