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In the beginning: In a dazzling claim, the aquatic sovereign announces a revolutionary decision. The underwater world is in uproar.
In an unprecedented declaration in our history, His Aquatic Majesty, the King of Fish, has declared an embargo on water, sparking intense reactions among his marine population. This bold decision has plunged the underwater world into a tense political situation, with schools of fish protesting against this strange maneuver.
“This is pure aquatic madness!” exclaimed the Notable Narwhal, a high-ranking royal advisor. “This fishy king has truly lost his way! How can one declare an embargo on something that is the very essence of our existence? It’s like humans declaring an embargo on air!”
Many fish, from the smallest guppies to the largest sharks, have made sure to express their discontent by swimming in protest formations. Despite this widespread opposition, the King of Fish maintains his royal demeanor and remains unyielding.
“It is time for us to become aware of our dependence on water,” declared His Aquatic Majesty in a vague royal statement. “Perhaps by missing a bit of water, we will realize how spoiled we have been by it. This might help us find new paths of evolution!”
As the scandal continues to make waves, the world awaits to see how the situation will unfold beneath the surface. In the meantime, a tip for all fish: don’t forget to stock up on water!
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