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At the heart of the bureaucratic machine, a new absurdity has caught attention. When even your workplace seems unwilling to cooperate…
Employees of the Ministry of Shadows, a shadowy division of the government administration, reported a strange phenomenon this morning. They found themselves caught in a time loop of paperwork, where each completed document generates two new ones. A nightmare for those whose mission is to lighten the burden of administrative work.
“I filled out the same form three times, and each time I returned to my desk to find two others waiting,” says one Gregor S., a long-time employee of the Ministry. “It’s like a Kafkaesque nightmare come to life. Or as if the forms are reproducing.”
Reports indicate that even the coffee machine seems to have entered this absurd cycle, pouring an unending stream of reheated coffee with each attempt to make a new espresso. Piles of files and forms are stacking up in the hallways, forming mountains of paper that threaten to engulf the employees at any moment.
“Even the pens seem to be multiplying. Yesterday, I threw one in the trash, and this morning, there were two in my drawer,” recounts another employee, Milena V.
The situation has escalated to the point where the Ministry of Shadows had to urgently summon the Committee for Paperwork Simplification, whose president, Harold P., stated: “We always knew our administrative system could be complicated, but we never imagined it could rebel in this way. We must mobilize to resolve this issue before we are all buried under an avalanche of paperwork.”
Complaints have been filed with the Ministry of Bureaucratic Simplification, but unfortunately, the only staff member available to handle them was last seen climbing a mountain of useless forms with a flashlight and a batch of pens.
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