In brief: According to new conspiracy theories, the Loch Ness Monster would have left its loch in Scotland to go to Paris and steal the Mona Lisa, all orchestrated by three-horned unicorns.
Thousands of conspiracy theory enthusiasts around the world have recently unveiled a major manipulation orchestrated by the three-horned unicorns, a secret people living hidden in the depths of the forests of Transylvania. In collaboration with Nessie, the famous Loch Ness Monster, they would have put in place a daring plan to steal the Mona Lisa and thus sow confusion in the art world.
“We have always known that these three-horned unicorns were more than just mythical creatures. Their involvement in this audacious art crime proves they have a hidden plan to disrupt the global order” declared Fergal O’Leary, a self-proclaimed conspiracy theory adherent who recently published a book detailing his findings.
In his controversial book “Nessie, Mona Lisa and the Three-Horned Unicorns: The Secret Plot to Overthrow the World,” O’Leary compiles “evidence” of the existence of this three-horned unicorn people, deftly linking their alleged actions to the strange disappearance of the Mona Lisa. He claims that the unicorns used their gift of telepathy to convince Nessie to leave the comfort of her loch and go to Paris to steal the artistic treasure.
“I know it sounds like a fairy tale, but the facts are there. It’s high time the world becomes aware of the imminent danger these three-horned unicorns pose,” said O’Leary.
However, as with all conspiracy theories, experts in science and art history recommend taking these audacious claims with a grain of salt. But one thing is certain, this new narrative has added a new layer of intrigue to the never-ending saga around Nessie and the Mona Lisa.
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