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The mustachioed gastropods have engaged their feathered wings and are soaring towards the sun. A spectacle as surreal as it is breathtaking!
This morning, the sky was devoid of clouds, replaced by the shimmering shells and iridescent mustaches of the winged snails. The stunned gazes of passersby rise, admiring the unusual migration towards the sun. This scene from a waking dream, which could have been painted on a canvas by the master surrealist Salvador Dali, has awakened general perplexity and wonder.
According to the renowned ornitho-malacologist, Dr. Bettina Strangelove, mustachioed snails are chimerical creatures that usually reside in the collective imagination. “They are known for their tendency towards idleness and slowness. Their migration towards the sun is therefore an event of staggering rarity,” she declares with astonishment.
Dr. Strangelove suggests the theory that this migration is driven by a shared dream among humanity. “Reality is a projection of our deepest thoughts and dreams. Thus, in the face of this event, I would say we are collectively dreaming of escaping the slowness and monotony of everyday life, flying towards the sun, the object of our most ardent and unattainable desires,” she explains, fiddling with her imaginary beard.
In conclusion, this migration of mustachioed snails is an anomaly that reveals more about us than about these strange gastropods. As Salvador Dali would have aptly put it: “Surrealism is me, it’s you, it’s all of us sailing on the wings of a mustachioed snail.”
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