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He struggles to munch on his lettuce, with a mouth full of rotten teeth, but he persists – he is the first vegetarian zombie in history!
The zombie epidemic has hit our society like a sledgehammer. Thousands of people transformed into cannibals eager for human flesh. But among them stands out a singular figure: that of a vegetarian zombie. An exclusive interview with this extraordinary creature who has decided to break away from the macabre tradition of his kind.
Bearing the strong name of “Légumane,” our zombie refuses to give in to his craving for human flesh and prefers to sustain himself on vegetables, which he struggles to find in the abandoned gardens of devastated cities. “I’m not like the others, alas!” he grumbles between bites of celery. “I’ve always preferred turnips to brains; they’re sweeter.”
However, his special condition does not make life easy for him. Not only do other zombies reject him, but he also faces a post-apocalyptic world where fresh vegetables are scarce. “I’m tired of fighting for a radish; I’d rather struggle for a steak… but made of soy,” he laments.
And yet, Légumane remains true to his vegetarian diet, despite social pressure and the difficulty of sourcing his favorite food. “One day, I’m sure the others will join me and we’ll create a better world. A world without cannibalism, but above all… a world full of vegetables!” he concludes with a glimmer of hope in his undead eyes.
Surprisingly, our vegetarian zombie isn’t so different from us after all, proving that even in the face of an apocalypse, humanity can persist in the most unexpected forms.
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