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In the middle of the afternoon, a triceratops falls from the sky, creating pandemonium in a knitting club. The cause? The malfunction of the local museum’s time machine.
On a peaceful Tuesday afternoon, the members of the knitting club in the small town of Trois-Tilleuls were enjoying their favorite pastime when disaster struck. An imposing prehistoric figure, later identified as a triceratops by local museum experts, fell from the sky, creating an indescribable scene of chaos.
“I had just finished a beautiful rice stitch scarf when suddenly, a triceratops appeared, sowing terror,” confides Thérèse, the president of the knitting club. “Yarn flew in every direction, and Gertrude even lost her dental prosthesis in the fray. It was a real tricerate-tastrophe!”
Officials from the local museum, from where the triceratops apparently originated, were quickly informed of the incident. They explained that the time machine, a recent acquisition aimed at making their exhibits more interactive, had unfortunately experienced a serious malfunction. “We are deeply sorry for this unfortunate incident. Our intention was simply to transport visitors back to the time of the dinosaurs, not to bring dinosaurs to our time,” stated Timéo, the museum curator.
A museum spokesperson reassured the public by announcing that the triceratops had been retrieved without causing further damage and that they were diligently working to resolve the time machine issue. In the meantime, Thérèse and her knitting club are not likely to forget this misadventure anytime soon. “I can guarantee you this is the last time we knit under an open sky. Who knows what dinosaur might crash down at our next meeting?” concludes Thérèse, still in shock.
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