At the forefront of absurdity, an unsuspected revolt is stirring in the washing machines of the world. The missing socks are demanding their independence.
In an unprecedented gesture, the missing socks from global washing machines have broken their silence. They have issued a joint declaration in which they demand recognition of their status and call for the establishment of a sovereign state for themselves.
The spokesperson for this unexpected movement, a striped wool sock named Argyle, spoke at a mind-boggling press conference. “We are the unspoken, the forgotten, and the lost. We will not quietly disappear into the dark abyss of the washing machine. We want our own state, our own identity.”
Argyle insists that this movement is the result of long decades of oppression and neglect. “For too long, we have been left behind, alone and without a pair. It is time to take into account our legitimate claims and to let us live our life as we see fit.”
This declaration has sparked a storm of astonishment and hilarity worldwide. Most people are wondering how pieces of clothing can claim territory. Others are simply wondering where all their lost socks have gone.
“I always knew that my socks had a secret life,” says, amused, Marguerite Dupont, a 52-year-old housewife. “But I didn’t think they aspired to independence!”
It remains to be seen whether these revolutionary socks will succeed in obtaining what they demand. For now, they continue to live in the shadows, hoping that one day, their dream of having their own country will no longer be a mere delusion.
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