At first, nobody believed it. Yet, the situation is quite real: an invasion of unicorns has swept over the Nasdaq, causing unprecedented financial panic.
The financial world was thrown into chaos this morning when, inexplicably, a horde of unicorns invaded the trading floor of the Wall Street Stock Exchange, each claiming to own the most promising and dazzling shares. In the middle of the stock market euphoria, these mythical creatures sowed chaos, shaking the indexes and making the biggest investors tremble.
“We tried to control the situation,” declared Jack Belfort, head of operations at the exchange, nervously pointing towards a rainbow that seemed to be the epicenter of this chaos. “But how do you negotiate with a being that insists on paying in gold glitter and rainbow diamonds? I was never trained for this!”
For several hours, the Nasdaq experienced a wave of extraordinary transactions, with unicorns demanding that their shares be valued not in dollars, but in levels of happiness. According to Priscilla Sparkle, a unicorn related to a legendary figure of Wall Street, “the real power lies in love and joy, not money.” She then proceeded to sell a large number of shares of the largest technology company, causing a momentary collapse of the index.
At dusk, the unicorns finally left the trading floor, leaving behind a market in turmoil and a trail of gold glitter. The questions remain: what caused this unexpected invasion? What will be the long-term repercussions on the economy? And most importantly, how long will it take to clean up these glitters?
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