The French presidency has just presented its boldest proposition to date: replacing political advisors with unicorns, mythical creatures that are both wise and ethereal.
The French President, in a daring and rather miraculous statement, expressed the intention to revolutionize French politics. This revolution would not come through political or economic reform, but through the introduction of magical and mythical beings into the political arena, namely unicorns. It is a move that left the nation and the entire world astounded by its apparent absurdity.
“The goal of evolving French politics requires innovative thinking, and what better than unicorns, known for their wisdom and intuition, to help us navigate the murky waters of politics,” the president declared during the announcement of this strange and spectacular reform. The plan includes introducing unicorns into political advising positions and training them to understand and communicate the implications and nuances of various policies.
Many skeptics have expressed their doubts about the feasibility and logic of the proposal. “Unicorns, really? This is a clear sign that the president is desperately short on ideas to propel our country forward,” said a renowned political scientist, under the cover of anonymity.
However, the president remains firm in his belief that this unprecedented reform could be the key to a more effective and transparent government. In a world where politics sometimes seems to be more and more a matter of a magic wand, maybe unicorns are not so misplaced after all.
“Let’s trust in their mythical wisdom,” the president said, “for even in absurdity, there can be sense and direction.”
One thing is for sure, with unicorns in the political landscape, things are certainly going to become more colorful!
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